Jokes

  Super funny Husband and wife jokes A white couple had been married for many years and finally had a son, but he turned out to be dark-skinned. The husband complained about his wife and said: It's all your fault! Every time you go to bed you have to turn off the light ...   One day, the mosquito and the praying mantis went to take a look in a woman's bathroom. The mosquito said proudly: Look, I bit her twice in the chest ten years ago, and it's so swollen now; the praying mantis said unconvinced, what's wrong with you, I stabbed her in the legs ten years ago, and I still bleed every month ... An elephant asked the camel, "Why does your Mimi grow on his back?" The camel said, "Deadly, I'm not going to talk to things that grow on my face!" The snake listened to the elephant next door After the conversation with Camel, there was laughter. The elephant turned his head and said to the snake, "Smile! You have a penis face, you're not qualifie...