Husband and wife Jokes

 

Super funny Husband and wife jokes

A white couple had been married for many years and finally had a son, but he turned out to be dark-skinned.

The husband complained about his wife and said: It's all your fault! Every time you go to bed you have to turn off the light ...

 

One day, the mosquito and the praying mantis went to take a look in a woman's bathroom. The mosquito said proudly: Look, I bit her twice in the chest ten years ago, and it's so swollen now; the praying mantis said unconvinced, what's wrong with you, I stabbed her in the legs ten years ago, and I still bleed every month ...

An elephant asked the camel, "Why does your Mimi grow on his back?" The camel said, "Deadly, I'm not going to talk to things that grow on my face!" The snake listened to the elephant next door After the conversation with Camel, there was laughter. The elephant turned his head and said to the snake, "Smile! You have a penis face, you're not qualified!"

If you laugh, you must visit our dirty doctor jokes 

Super funny jokes

It was the first time that a friend who worked-studied was selling popsicles in the park and was embarrassed to shout, then suddenly someone shouted there, "Selling popsicles ~~~~ Selling popsicles ~~". The friend felt happy when he heard it, so he shouted, "Me too ~~~~ Me too ~~~~".

Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant cried out bitterly, "Darling, why did you leave so early, I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life!" If you love this ant and elephant joke, visit our website.

One day, I ran out of breath to catch the last train, and as I was chasing it, I shouted, Master! Master, wait for me.

Suddenly, a passenger poked his head out of the car window and slowly said to me: Don't chase me.

One day, in the biology test, one of the questions was to guess the name of the bird by looking at the bird's legs. A certain student really didn't understand, and angrily tore up the paper and prepared to leave the exam room. The invigilator was very angry and asked, "What class are you in and what is your name?" 

Everyone kept silent. 

A person bought a parrot that could only say two words, one day the owner was not at home and a gas changer knocked on the door.

Parrot: Who is it?

Answer: Gas changer

Parrot: Who is it?

Answer: change the gas

......

The teacher put someone at the door of the house, and the teacher wondered, who is this?

Inside the door: Change the gas

Read also these birds husband and wife jokes 

A person saw a pile of stuff on the road, squatted down and smelled it, saying it might be poop, touched some with his hand and licked it in his mouth, and said, it was really poop, fortunately, I didn't step on it! 

The doctor asked the patient how he got fractured, and he replied: I felt there was sand in my shoe, then I grabbed the stick to shake the shoe, I was shaking and shaking ... Someone thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave it to me: two sticks.

More funny jokes